Scatterskipper

shitigotbanned:

A list of the inane things that I remember from some of my elementary school teachers. (Obviously, these statements spooked my younger, impressionable self, which is why I still remember them.)

* Masturbation is bad for the health.

* The world will end in July 1999. Only 144,000 people will go to Heaven. The rest are going to burn in Hell.

* Never draw a heart shape ♥ with a Cupid’s arrow through it. This is not how God wants to symbolize love. The heart shape ♥ with a Cupid’s arrow is of the Devil.

* Pokemon and Mojacko are of the Devil.

* You have to make a sign of the cross whenever you pray. Making the sign of the cross will ensure that your prayer goes straight to God. If you don’t make the sign of the cross, your prayer will reach the Devil. The Devil will answer your prayer for you. In return, He will take your soul after you die.

* Tattoos are the mark of the Devil. Do not put tattoos, whether permanent or temporary, on your body. The mark of the Devil, 666, is being put by the agents of the Antichrist into the tattoos. Once the 666 touches your skin, you are branded as one of the Devil and you will burn in Hell after you die. Even if it were a temporary tattoo that washes off, the 666 will remain on you forever.

It goes to show that a good education does not automatically immunize a person from bullshit.

Hilarious … and horrible!  Great post, shitigotbanned!

You know I was already going to get several tattoos, but this is even more reason to do it. What school did you go anyway?? Poor thing!